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SEXION ONE |
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Ben Shaw |
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Madeline Cowleigh |
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-That Girl in the Golf |
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Libby |
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Jabba |
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- An attic in Old Amsterdam |
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Ali |
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Stories from the "Shagger Saga" |
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-Shagger's Copse |
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-Mistaken idenTITy |
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-No sale from that one" |
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Madeline 1 |
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Little Lennie |
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-Anything to declare Sir?" |
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-In the Sleeping Giant's Lair |
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Catrina 1 |
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Top Gun |
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The Gunner Collection |
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-Gunner could be charming - sometimes! |
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-"Ciao Cherry" |
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-Wayne's sandwich |
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-"I'm finished" |
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-Your Aunt's not here |
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Madeline 2 |
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Brigadier Hardcastle |
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-Brigadier - Bio |
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- The Brigadier's Short and Curlies |
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- Crumpet and the Kid |
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- Brigadier Bart's brother - Bertrand |
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Catrina 2 |
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Deppo |
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- The Mad Hatter's Chatter Matter |
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- Deppo's Decathlon |
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1. The Chicken Ranch |
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2. The Old Back Door |
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3. Bish-Bash-Bosh |
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4. Drugs and Condoms |
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5. Speed |
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6. Ibiza |
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7. Wilbur Smith |
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8. The Sex is Pants |
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9. The Get Ready Without Me Kit |
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10. Bangkok |
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- Deppo and the Doc |
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Ophelia |
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The Wit and Wisdom of Ferret |
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Pure Gold from Ferret |
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-Jabba's Diaries |
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-Old Patsy - she was |
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Maria |
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Stuporman |
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- Martyr to Flatulence |
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- The Run |
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- Cousin Rod |
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Irena |
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G-Spot |
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- Bio Spot |
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- Thank You |
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- Give us a clue |
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- "Gracias" |
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- G-Spot and Robin |
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THE TOBAGO TRILOGY |
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Ashley |
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Commander Curt in the Caribbean |
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Zita |
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Tripod |
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- "Call-heads or tails" |
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- The Charity Match |
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- Odes to a Pretty Horsewoman |
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Cecelia |
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Bell End Boy |
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- Gagging For It - Part One |
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- Gagging For It - Part Two - Grab a granny at the Ilford Palais |
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SEXION TWO |
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The Annual General Meeting of the IPHC |
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PART 1 - THE COCKTAIL PARTY |
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Brigadier Bartholomew Hardcastle |
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Commander Curt |
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Top Gun |
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Bell End Boy |
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Stuporman |
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Little Lennie |
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G-Spot |
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Deppo |
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Ferret |
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Jabba |
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Top Gun - A Little Matter of ABH |
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PART 2 - THE MEAL |
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TABLE SEATING PLAN |
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Madeline's Character Assessments |
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Personal Contributions |
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Jabba |
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree |
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Lennie |
Compensation advert - Vibrating Tools. "The Flu" |
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Ferret |
Interview/Ben - Home Office Football Team |
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Deppo |
Four Doctors - Arsehole in 10 Downing Street |
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Tripod |
Quotations - Cricket |
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Commander Curt |
Philosophical thoughts - Women, Marriage, Sex on line |
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Brigadier Hardcastle |
Tribute to James Bond 007/Mentoring Advice |
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G-Spot Story |
Story - "Fish and Tricks" |
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Chief Shaggger |
Inspiration from Australia |
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Bell End Boy |
Quotations - Sporting |
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Stuporman |
Bodybuilder's posing Display |
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Top Gun |
Story - "Come on my Face" |
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Madeline |
APPSA - The All Party Parliamentary Sex Awards |
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Ben |
"The Health and Safety Song |
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PART 3 - THE AFTER DINNER TOASTS |
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Ben - Introduction |
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"Education, Education, Education" |
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"Politico speak", acronyms, |
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word play, hidden meanings |
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Penetration, Penetration, Penetration |
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Jabba |
Ejaculation |
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Lennie |
Flagellation |
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Ferret |
Stimulation |
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Deppo |
Fornication |
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Tripod |
Dictation |
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Commander Curt |
Copulation |
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Brigadier Hardcastle |
Titillation |
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G Spot |
Termination |
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Chief Shagger in Australia |
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Bell End Boy |
Urination |
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The Pissing Link |
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Stuporman |
Procreation |
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Top Gun |
Domination |
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Madeline |
Ferret's Story |
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Castration |
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PART 4 - THE EPILOGUE |
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"And so to bed!" |
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The Brush Off - Brigadier Hardcastle |
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Lucky Lennie! |
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Ben's Address |
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Enter the Girls |
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"Party Time!" |
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"Bull's Eye. Jackpot!" - Brigadier Hardcastle |
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